The Study, lit by lamplight
Sit by the fireWho is doing all thisThe open bookWhat was written lastThe windowEverywhere else I amInnocent Sausage, thinking about itSproot, asleep by the fire
The ParlourWhere close ones gatherThe Long RoomWhere the stories are readThe Portrait HallWhere the cast hangsThe KitchenWhat gets cooked in the stories
Innocent Sausage

The house

Floor plan of the house, the garden above it and the lake beyondStudyParlourLong RoomPortrait HallShrineVerandahWorkshopKitchenStoreroomStairsGardenGhat

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Made one bot at a time, usually at the wrong hour. Everything here is free and stays free.

© 2026 Innocent Sausage

There is a note in the boat at the ghat.

The StudyBot archive and serialised fiction by Innocent Sausage

Turn your phone sideways

This is a house you walk around in. Held upright, a phone stands in less than half of one room.

By the fire

Bot archive and serialised fiction by Innocent Sausage.

I write bots and the stories they came out of. Most of it happens at the wrong hour, in a room that looks a lot like the one you are standing in.

Everything here is mine. Nothing here is finished.

© 2026 Innocent Sausage

What was written last

Nothing yet. The first one lands here.

The Long Room

Out there

The same person, in the places that are not this house.

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