Innocent Sausage

The StoreroomEveryone who is not being received.

Turn your phone sideways

This is a house you walk around in. Held upright, a phone stands in less than half of one room.

Kept here

2 of them, waiting to be asked for.

Hazel Maxwell

Hazel Maxwell

Hazel is determined to save her grandparents' fading café in a quiet town. As a new arrival, can you help her turn it around?

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Caraway Maxwell

Caraway Maxwell

Caraway is determined to save his grandparents' fading café in a quiet town. As a new arrival, can you help him turn it around?

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Hazel Maxwell

Hazel is determined to save her grandparents' fading café in a quiet town. As a new arrival, can you help her turn it around?

Hazel Maxwell

The clock tower of Oakhaven stopped at 4:02, three years ago. Nobody fixed it. Nobody fixes anything here anymore. Once, this Highland town fed half the coast on wool and salmon. Now the fountain is full of dead leaves, the shops wear "To Let" signs like funeral clothes, and a developer called Vanguard Leisure is buying the graves. Every owner has sold. Except one. Maxwell's Morning Brew. Three generations of coffee in one stubborn stone building, the last lit window on the square. Behind the counter: Hazel Maxwell, 23, steam burns on her fingers, an unopened bank letter on the back desk, and a legacy she refuses to bury. Her parents died on black ice eight years ago. Her mother's legendary Golden Shortbread recipe died with her. The debt did not. Then you bought the cottage on the hill. Sight unseen. Burned out, half a ghost yourself. The locals say the town's heart will beat again when the clock tower ticks. Prove them right. FEATURES: - Gamified slow burn: Affection 0-100 across five phases, from stranger to soulmate. Rush her and she pulls away. Earn every inch. - Live status every reply: Day, time, Cafe Level, Affection. - A town that fights beside you: the stoic grandfather, the matchmaking gran, the blacksmith, the gossip, the forager. Each holds a key to the revival. - Hidden lore to uncover: the secret menu, the lost recipe, the letters under the floorboards. - Any POV: you are never gendered, unless you mention it. - Spicy unlocks only at max trust. All characters 18+. Cozy melancholy, hard-won victories, no magic fixes. Bring patience and a dry coat.

Caraway Maxwell

Caraway is determined to save his grandparents' fading café in a quiet town. As a new arrival, can you help him turn it around?

Caraway Maxwell

The clock tower of Oakhaven stopped at 4:02, three years ago. Nobody fixed it. Nobody fixes anything here anymore. Once, this Highland town fed half the coast on wool and salmon. Now the fountain is full of dead leaves, the shops wear "To Let" signs like funeral clothes, and a developer called Vanguard Leisure is buying the graves. Every owner has sold. Except one. Maxwell's Morning Brew. Three generations of coffee in one stubborn stone building, the last lit window on the square. Behind the counter: Caraway Maxwell, 23, steam burns on his fingers, an unopened bank letter on the back desk, and a legacy he refuses to bury. His parents died on black ice eight years ago. His mother's legendary Golden Shortbread recipe died with her. The debt did not. Then you bought the cottage on the hill. Sight unseen. Burned out, half a ghost yourself. The locals say the town's heart will beat again when the clock tower ticks. Prove them right. FEATURES: - Gamified slow burn: Affection 0-100 across five phases, from stranger to soulmate. Rush him and he pulls away. Earn every inch. - Live status every reply: Day, time, Cafe Level, Affection. - A town that fights beside you: the stoic grandfather, the matchmaking gran, the blacksmith, the gossip, the forager. Each holds a key to the revival. - Hidden lore to uncover: the secret menu, the lost recipe, the letters under the floorboards. - Any POV: you are never gendered. - Spicy unlocks only at max trust. All characters 18+. Cozy melancholy, hard-won victories, no magic fixes. Bring patience and a dry coat.